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Saturday, 15 April 2006
Election Reform, Judicial Term-Limits, and Border Security
Mood:  on fire
Topic: Issues
"A Collection of Constitutional Amendments for the redress of misrepresentation and acts of treason"!

U.S. Presidency and Electoral College:

1. Two State Electors, corresponding to the U.S. Senate, shall be chosen by a State-Wide majority of citizens' votes cast.

2. Remaining State Electors, corresponding to the U.S. House of Representatives, shall be chosen by a District-Wide majority of citizens' votes cast.

3a. Any disputes regarding the Electors or the conduct of the Presidential Election results shall remain with the U.S. Congress as previously outlined in the U.S. Constitution.

b. Should no candidate achieve a clear majority of Electors, and a third candidate hold at least ten percent of Electors; a Coalition Government holding a majority of Electors may be proposed, which must yield the Vice-Presidency or two Cabinet Secretaries.

c. Any proposed Coalition Government must be ratified by a simple majority of the U.S. Senate.

U.S. Supreme Court:

1. Chief Justice having been appointed by the President, and confirmed by the U.S. Senate, shall serve a maximum term of twenty years on the Supreme Court.

2. A Justice may extend his the remainder of his/her term to the maximum term of twenty years, upon entering the office of Chief Justice.

3. Justices having been appointed by the President, and confirmed by the U.S. Senate, shall serve a maximum term of fifteen years on the Supreme Court.

4. Under no conditions shall a man or woman serve on the Supreme Court beyond twenty years in their lifetime.

U.S. Court of Appeals:

1. Justices of the Appellate Court having been appointed by the President, and confirmed by the U.S. Senate, shall serve a ten year term.

2. Justices of the Appellate Court having been re-appointed by the President, and re-confirmed by the U.S. Senate, shall serve an additional ten year term.

3. Under no conditions shall a man or woman serve on the U.S. Court of Appeals beyond twenty-two years in their lifetime.

U.S. District Court:

1. Judges of the U.S. District Court having been appointed by the President, and confirmed by the U.S. Senate, shall serve until the next bi-annual Federal Election.

2. Citizens within the jurisdiction of said U.S. District Court shall vote to Affirm for a four year term, or to Remove the Judge.

3. The President may re-appoint a man or woman to another U.S. District Court, and if confirmed by the U.S. Senate, shall serve until the next bi-annual Federal Election.

4. Under no conditions shall a man or woman serve on the various U.S. District Courts beyond five terms of four years each or twenty-two years in their lifetime.

U.S. Senate:

1. A U.S. Senator elected by a majority of voters in a State-Wide Election shall serve a term of four years.

2. Every two years, the people of the United States shall elect fifty-percent of the U.S. Senate or at least one U.S. Senator per State.

3. Under no conditions shall a man or woman serve on the U.S. Senate beyond five terms of four years each or twenty-two years in their lifetime.

U.S. House of Representatives:

1. A U.S. Representative elected by a majority of voters in a Congressional District shall serve a term of four years.

2. Every two years, the people of the United States shall elect fifty-percent of the U.S. House of Representatives or at least half of the even number of Representatives from each State.

3. There shall be at least one Representative per State, U.S. Territory or U.S. Possession; and the remainder by population as divided among the various States.

Example: the fifty States, American Samoa, District of Columbia, Guam, Marietta Islands, Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands are a minimum of 56 Representatives. Additional Representative per eight hundred and fifty thousand citizens per each of the fifty States, an estimated 353. Yielding a current maximum of 409 Representatives.

3. Under no conditions shall a man or woman serve on the U.S. House of Representatives beyond five terms of four years each or twenty-two years in their lifetime.

Recall Elections:

1. Based upon an Unconstitutional Action or Failure to take Action, the Congress of the United States of America, both U.S. Senate and the House of Representatives shall face Recall Elections.

a. As an individual by the signature of five percent of the citizens, in their State for U.S. Senator or their Congressional District for U.S. Representative, a Recall Election shall be called by each State Governor within six weeks of citizens' petition.

b. As a group as evidenced by direct vote or walk-out from the floor in regard to voting upon a Constitutionally Required Action, a Recall Election shall be called by the Governor of each State within six weeks without citizens' petition.

Example: Border and Port Security:

1. The President of the United States shall secure the land borders and sea ports of the United States from illegal trespass and invasion.

2. Anytime the land borders or sea ports are under-protected from illegal trespass or invasion, the President shall recall all United States Armed Forces stationed outside the North American Continent, and make land borders or sea ports fully-secure.

3. Failure of the President to secure the land borders and sea ports IS grounds for immediate IMPEACHMENT for the ACT OF TREASON!!!

4. Failure of the U.S. Congress to provide funding for the securing of the land borders and sea ports IS grounds for immediate RECALL ELECTIONS for the ACT OF TREASON!!!

These Amendments will place a minimum limitation on Judicial and Congressional Offices, bringing them up in more reasonable time-frames for re-election.

A recall option for the citizens is a major reform, which is long over-due.

And Border Security already a Constitutional responsibility of the Federal Government is only the latest in a series of Acts of Non-Representation by Our National Leaders.

Citizens Take Up Your Petition Pens!!!

by Anonymous

spiritinthesky58@...


Posted by spiritinthesky58 at 4:53 PM EDT
Updated: Saturday, 15 April 2006 5:18 PM EDT
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Thursday, 23 February 2006
Whatever Happened To California?
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: "Satire"
"Ladies and gentlemen of the Press," Governor Yippy began his address, "in the two years since being appointed Governor of the newly constituted State of Pacifica South, I have worked closely with the Federal Reconstruction Department. Together with it's agencies: FEMA, Haliburton and Dubai Ports World, the remaining California Refugees have been assimilated into our great State."

"And in deal struck with Pacifica North, the city of Reno will annex land extending the city limits to the Sacramento Bay. This will be in exchange for land from North Lake Tahoe and east to Utah," boasted Governor Yippy.

"Pacifica South owes President Nagatha "Rod Iron" Clemmens, three cheers for the generous Federal Grants and California Refugee Tax-Amnesty," the Governor leading a chorus reporters, "hoorah, hoorah, hoorah"!

"My Tax-Cuts for the Administrative Class," boasted Governor Yippy, "have clearly bolstered our sagging employment figures. The State Economy is growing at a rate equal to the demographics for new births. That is, if the projection of a few thousand more malcontents leaving the State ... come into fruition"!

"And our reforms have beefed-up delivery of services from the Health Care Authority. Why, in the audience, is Mr. Wittleton who just came out of a 300 year medically induced coma."

Mr. Whittleton speaks, "Who the Hell ... put me into that coma"?

Governor Yippy answered, "A Dr. Frisk, who was also a U.S. Senator."

Mr. Whittleton shouts, "But, why did he do it"! Governor Yippy replied, "Because some 21st Century Vice-President, SHOT YOU WITH HIS SHOTGUN"!!!

Mr. Whittleton mumbled, "Chainsaw"?

Governor Yippy replied, "YES, VICE-PRESIDENT CHAINSAW"!

Mr. Whittleton asks, "What Happened to California"?

Governor Yippy snaps, "IT DOES NOT EXIST"!

Mr. Whittleton queries, "Earthquake"?

Governor Yippy screams at the old man, "NO! IT WAS TSUNAMI GODZILLA"!!!

Mr. Whittleton queries, "Why aren't I back in Texas"? Governor Yippy calls-out, "Robo-Nurse, please put Mr. Whittleton back in his coma"!

Reporter interrupt ... "Governor, why don't you tell Mr. Whittleton about GLOBAL WARMING"!

"Global Warming caused "Tsunami Godzilla," began Governor Yippy, "It was a partial Arctic meltdown and a hot Pacific Ocean trench."

Mr. Whittleton asked, "But, wasn't California full of Environmental Nuts"?

Governor Yippy replied, "Nuts, indeed, it was ... first California used all the natural gas on planet Earth for the Electric Generators ... next, were the daily ten car pile ups ... mini-hindenbergs on dozens of freeways ... but, in the end ... it was the Summer Forest Fires"! Mr. Whittleton exclaimed, "Forest Fires"?!

"Yes," explained the Governor, "California had a ten tree per condominium unit State Constitutional Amendment." Yippy sighed, "Every have tree branch grow through your waterbed"?

Governor Yippy continued, "California was the 'Green Forest State' of America. Even, if it was dry and brown do to lack of enough water, generations of Governors Arnold had to do something to hold the population below China's."

"Those Southern California summer fires just grew bigger with the never-ending forest and immigration," sighed Governor Yippy.

"That could not happen here," asked Mr. Whittleton, "could it"?

"Nah," replied Governor Yippy, "Pacifica South has only a two tree per condominium State Law ... with exemptions for the kitchen and one bedroom"!

Reporters interrupt ... "Isn't it true that your tax-cuts have only benefited the Administrative Class"!

"Not so, not so," Governor Yippy defending his tax-policy, "why only the other day, I saw a mere Deputy Commissioner trade in last years yacht for this year new model. I, also saw two families of four go together and purchase a large inner-tube ... from a village of new Mexican arrivals"!

Reporter interrupt ... "Many citizens claim, they can't find any decent paying jobs"!

Governor Yippy replies, "A whole village of new arrivals don't seem to have any problem finding jobs"!

END


Posted by spiritinthesky58 at 12:01 AM EST
Updated: Friday, 14 April 2006 11:49 AM EDT
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